I need help removing her.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Randomize
