people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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