well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
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The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
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