try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
