Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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