We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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