i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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