using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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