When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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