yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
