Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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