i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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