im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
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I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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