i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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