Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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