So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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