I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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