no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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