Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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