You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I didn't notice because vodka
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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