hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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