i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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