I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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