I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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