Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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