found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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