i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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