is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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