i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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