if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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