come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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