No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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