I can't breathe out the right side of my face
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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