i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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