ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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