Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
MIDGETS
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I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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