She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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Found the puke drawer
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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