burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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