Just took my morning after pill in the library
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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