Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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