all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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