it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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