So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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