Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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