oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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