As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
where are my pants?
in the oven.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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