well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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