I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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