You're my little dorito
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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