i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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