everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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