I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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