That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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