Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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